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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Annoyance
I am in a bad mood today. Work was bad, people made me mad. My performance evaluation is on Friday. Yuck. People who walk up behind you until they're just out of your peripheral vision drive me crazy. People who can't figure out a four-way stop should be shot. The guy in the car in front of me tonight who was driving 35 in 45 zone should know that he really upset me. I am stressed out. I can't think normally. My brain feels like it's shutting down. Lack of sleep. Life sucks and then you die.
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Now, now, now, you know what you should do when life hands you lemons -- throw 'em back at the bastards causing you grief. Be sure to aim for the crotch so it'll really sting.
Of course, you could simply sit down, take a deep breath, and scream at the top of your lungs. but that'll probably just annoy the neighbors -- or frighten the poop out of them -- and they'll call the cops, who won't understand, naturally.
The best solution may just be to fling yourself into a totally immoral, sybaritic, lust-fulfilling orgy -- all the chocolate almond crunch, caramel-topped, whipped-cream enfolded, Oreo-chunk-sprinkled cookie dough ice cream you can wallow in at one time. (If you choose this option, may I and my spoon drop by for a visit?)
"Life sucks and then you die...." wow...should I even comment on that??? POOKIE!
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